Homely Queen?

If this nappy head hoe (Don Imus voice) is PhotoQueen, I'm done with LSA...... She looks like Mick Fucking Jagger!

Kevin Liles- Erica Jones.....Messy Robyn Marks

Kevin Liles, I hope that you are doing fine with your engagement. There was this young writer who was once engaged to a football player named Jason Murphy she created a thread about you on Lipstickalley. I am sure you have read the entire thread already. I suggest you and you finace'/wife steer clear of Robyn Marks the writer who spends her free time gossiping about her so called friends. Here is a link to thepage created in your honor:

Erica Jones (Again, lol) and Kevin Liles
www.lipstickalley.com

Her alias was : GUCCI

Sakara Ross & Jason Peters

Anonymous wrote:

"I have seen Jason Peters in Houston with some latino chic. They look like they were very much seeing each other. If Sakara is his girl then why does he blatantly go out with other women in her city without hiding it? Can you get more tea about their relationship?"

From what I researched, I don't think theya re still together. After he got hurt, I think Sakara started to face reality and decided to move #ontothenext fat sucker with money.

Is it me or does Sakara not have NOASSATALL? Her head game must be sick-a-licious!

Fake Ass? Fo Why?

I guess the percentage of dumbasses in the world has increased markedly. Do you ladies not think long term? Do you think when you turn 50 that this shit will be cute? Fo why do you do this to yourselves? Larican please tell me why you decided to upload these pictures of your butt surgery? Blavk women can't have nything without white women trying to capitalize off of it. Your new ass looks horrid. You still have cottage cheese buns and they would looxk better on a breakfast table. I have yet to see fake ass that doesn't look fake. I guess that;s the growing trend. Larican do you have any real friends hun? A real friend would have never did this to you. Is your real name "Elrican"? You might wanna change that, if anything.

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!

So Robyn Marks "GUCCI" of Lipstickalley has been proposed to by Jason Murphy? Robyn has a blog on here http://www.wehavesetthedate.blogspot.com/. She is archiving her engagement online for us to try and fuck it up beforethe nuptials. I think she sent me the info about her and Jason splitting so I could write a story about her. It worked. I just hope you can keep him.

By the way, pay close attention to the LSA members who are following her blog. Lol! I see you!

GUCCI & JASON MURPHY?

Robyn Marks

Did "GUCCI" from Lipstickalley whose name is omitted from the entire board break up with Jason Murphy? A source tells me that Jason said they are no longer together. What's the real tea? If you are on Twitter you can ask he @bmoremediababe. I hope my "first born" wasn't the cause of the break up. Lol...By the way look at her teeth. She had the nerve to try and talk about Probowls teeth! Robyn you are not cute...at all...honey. However, I see you got your shit together. I hope you bought a new stove because that out dated white stove you showed us on LSA is not the business! Tell us why your man left you...Oh and by the way is Kevin Lyles still talking to you? You started that thread baout him on LSA and he got word of it. You are such the motor mouth journalist....

TEAGAN PRESLY= PRESSLY

Ever encounter a racist bitch on LSA who loves black dick? Meet "PRESSLY" this tatted porn star will go at any lengths to create "jealousofwhite" and "tarbaby" tags in post about black women. She looks like the typical athlete groupie who goes to any lengths to get a hold of that black cock for a few game tickets, meals and cab fare.

This bitch is CHEAP!

- Cheap ass dress

-Cheap plastic bangles

I Love Mods!

Thank you so much "Mod" for salvaging this photo since the Admin has poofed the thread this was in. Do yall remember that recent thread about short hair? Fab, No. 81, Amber Berry had gotten into a heated debate with another poster. Meanwhile, this photo was used as a demonstartion about short styles gone wrong. Guess who it was? FABQUEESHA! This bitch thought she looked like Kelis. Not! Those who talk the most shit look the worst of everybody. I have a photo of the Admin and her little girl, but I need to get thegreenlight before I post it.

Damn You Ugly Camlee!

Camlee you talk noise online like you are cute or something. You look fly as hell so your head game must be right. That is only way I can imagine that you keep men around. Can you teach me some head skillz?

Sakara Ross Updates

Does this look like the face of a girl who can swallow 2 gallons of nut and steal Credit Card info?

I know you scary and messy slores have been wondering what has been up with old Sakara Ross. Well, there are good things. Sakara has recently created a Twitter page for Vanessa Davis (@horsefacenessa) where she compares Ricky Davis' beloved wife Vanessa Davis to a horse and continuosly screams "Neiiighh!" throughout her timeline. How classy and mature for a female who was just proposed to by Jason Peters. Wedding bells are on the way. Unfortunately, someone plans to put a stop to it, since there is dirt on what she did during her last trip to Miami! Ooops! Was that supposed to surface? As far as the lawsuit goes it is still and will forever be "pending". Sources tell me that the little track star has suffered more acne break outs and damage as a result of starting the lawsuit. Besides, why would she want to alert Jason to anymore of her dirt.


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Probowl, Red Duchess & Other Basic Bitches

In case people were still wondering who Probowl was, I decided to post an older picture of her. She looks nothing like this now. I tell you it is amazing what having kids can do to some peoples body. Probowl is the Pipi Longstocking looking girl next to the mammoth in pink. Who are the rest of the mud ducks? Red Duchess is the Punky Brewster looking girl on the end with the freckles on her face. Pipi & Punky!

Let's Get It Started!

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