Sleeping Pussies

So, I see some old LSA members have resurrected themselves after a brief hiatus. I wonder what this return could mean. I noticed the Old "LSA HEIRESS" who has since changed her name to "LA HEREDERA". Whats even more weird is that she posted in a thread that will sure erupt some flames. Hmmmm...what is her modus operandi? There is also another sleeping giant who showed her face this month on LSA....I say stay awake ladies and gentleman this board is about to get interesting as the holidays are 'pon us.

RUH & BIG TINA BATTLE IT OUT

Why didn't any of you heffas alert me to the bull corn that is going on between the beloved Ruh Obama (old Os'Ruh) and Big Tina (new Quisqeyana). From what has been explained to me Tina tried to jump fly at Ruh about her kids and the picture that has been flaoting around of her since 2006. Was this fake fight or did these two realyy go toe to toe in PM land?

GUCCIS MEDIOCRE WEDDING PHOTOS....

I know you've seen the weddings of La La & Carmello, Tiny & T.I., Chloe & Lamar, etc, etc. Now behold the mediocre wedding of Robin & Jason. Sure, this is no start studded event, but it makes for good gossip since she loves to talk so much shit to people. Lets check the photos one-by-one. That poor bride has the ugliest, stankiest smile I have ever seen. She looks like she's a messy bitch. Didn't seem like there were too many people at the wedding.

SAME CHICK DIFFERENT BOARD

GUCCI GOT "YUCK MOUTH" SYNDROME

I see Robyn Marks is up to her old antics. She is posting on the site http://www.thebump.com/ and wreaking havoc over there as well:

http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/3/43887545/ShowThread.aspx

Can someone e-mail Jason Murphy and let him know his wife needs some lithium or something. Gucci is bat shish crazy!

MISSING THREADS

I hear a lot of talk about threads coming up missing on LSA. The most juciest threads are now being dissolved before the masses get a chance to catch the fukkery. How long will LSA last? The board has become nothing more than bored teeny boppers thirsting for stories of baller trysts and groupie mishaps. When you have 50-11 threads about Kat Stacks on your site, then you should brace yourself for impending doom. Someone stated that they know who the Admin is. Really, if you want to know hwo she is just post that picture of her little girl in that brown rabbit fur coat and all those spider leg looking plaits, with those 99 cent chinese beauty supply barretts. I know that was mean, but why did she pist that picture of her daughter, or whoever daughter on that trashy gossip site? She claims to be from Detroit, sh eis part of some Homeowners Association and she loves news headlines. Are you curious? Well, I'm 'curious too'.

Anyway, let me get back on track. Guys start taking screen shots of those juicy post so when it goes poof the evidence will still be "niggache" (ghetto version of internet cache).

AN EARLY 2012 FOR LIPSTICKALLEY DOT COM

The year is 10-2-2010 if we flip the day and month we get 2-10-2010. We get 212 There is an exaggerated 0 after the first 2 giving us 2012. On this day LSA will shut down for 4-5 hours. From what they are saying at VBulletin as soon as Condi dumb ass remove LSA from the old server they are going to revoke her license and LSA will be lost forever. She won't be able to move to a new server. Some disgruntled athlete paid Vbulletin an undisclosed amount of money to rid the internet of Lipstickalley. Where will the alley cats dwell? Well, in a few months we will be privy to the private site that is forming now. This is where all of our old LSA ancestors (Gucci, LSA Heiress, Light Eyes, Ruh, BigTina) been in the past few months. It's dort of like th e"new world" since the last world was destroyed. Definitely some bibliical conotations there.

Message from Condi:

The migration of LSA to a new server will begin at 1 A. M. Saturday, October 2. The board will close at that time. The migration and subsequent trouble shooting is expected to take 4 - 5 hours. When you are able to access the forum again you will be accessing it on the new server. The website's IP address will change. If you can't view the board by late morning or early noon you may need to flush your dns.

How to Flush DNSHow do I flush a computer's DNS cache?

How to Flush DNS

CONDI BROKE?

Is our "fearless leader" too broke to upgrade to VBulletin 4.0? Bitch as much money as LSA makes you can upgrade to a VBulletin 4.0 with a new license. This bitch been using an outdated version for so many years trying to capitalize off of clicks without making any relevant forum changes. This is what she had to say about the recent "glitches"

"What it means is LSA is running on vbulletin 3.8 and the latest version of vbulletin is 4.0. A lot of the mods running on this site were made for vb 3.0 - 3.5 and while they work ok, some of them are buggy.At some point vb3.8 will reach end of life and vbulletin will no longer support it, including issuing security releases. So I can either gamble and stay at 3.8 or upgrade the board to 4.0, which is a major undertaking. The group forums, groan button, stock market, and vbplaza don't work with 4.0 yet. None of the current forum skins will work with 4.0. In addition to all of that, the forum is growing in popularity. During the peak hours there are as many as 1500 people consistently online. So this super duper server -- Dual Processor Quad Core Xeon 5520 - 2.26GHz (Nehalem) - 2 x 8MB cache w/HT Ram: 12 GB DDR3 Registered 1333 RAID 10 -- is being stretched during peak hours. I will probably have to move the database to it's own server soon. Or something. So there will be growing pains."

It's sick to see how members of that site worship her like she is a God. She gives and take away "treats". Remember those stores that members used to have? What happened to that? Remember those private messages that were automatically enabled once you joined? Now you have to ask for permission to have private messages. Without LSA some of these ladies would be lost. It's time for a newer, upgraded, trendier version of Lipstickalley.

It saddens me that she is too cheap to upgrade.