Word On The Street

Apparently one of LSA's own was involved ina prostitution ring in Chicago. I guess those red bottoms and VIP tickets finally caught up with you. I mean, was it really worth it. I won't call out any screen names because it may give me away, But you guys have fun guessing. I will throw out various hints on the comment board. Why you no posting anymore? Oh, you locked up boo!! Laugh out loud!

PROWBOWL: PREGNANT POLITICIAN

A loyal follower of this blog has just posted some information that Linda Bequer (?) AKA "ProBowl" is pregnant, AGAIN! How late are you son? This is relatively old news. But, I posted this in case other readers were not made aware of the unfortunate situation. This lady is very ambitious and crazy. First law school now politics. Did she even get on the ballot to run for state representative? She'll do anything for attention.

LSA: HOME OF OLD TEA & HATERS

Lipstickalley has become nothing but a groupie-wanna be fan page for Beyonce and Rihanna. The majority of the posters are self conscious nobodies who hate on anything that looks better than them. There are a few tea spillers in lurkville, but they rarely post anything. I know the streets are brewing with high noon tea and scones. Most of the good stuff is old recycled tea from eons ago.

I blame the Admin and her strict rules. Nobody wants to be a member of this military style forum. Don't do this, don't do that. We are not kids. Another mega board will be coming out soon from what I hear. I'm sure it will give the Admin a run for her money. It will take at least years to grow to where Lipstickalley is now. A relief from LSA is coming soon.

WAIVING SPREE.....

Damn! Condi is going on a waiving spree by banning folks who approach the board with racist remarks. While I applaud her efforts to keep a positive community, I think she has gone off the deep end. Is it holiday PMS? She just banned Disney Brown for his post:

Originally Posted by Disney Brown
All this!!!!

and to answer your question is because majority of lsa is full of a bunch of fat black ugly bishes that pretend to be models behind the screen so they hate on the real dime pieces... there is no reason for kim, kae, etc to receive all the hate that they do.

Make sure you guys stay stale and boring on LSA so you won't get waived. Bring the tea over here though...wink! wink!

This Does Not Apply To YOU Bish!

Why do some fonts on LSA, like FAB get involved on conversations about things that they will never experience? Like a baller would actually look twice at her or any of her unattractive e-friends. You guys should take tea with a grain of salt on LSA because the majority of those posters are fake, serving recycled tea from Baller Alert, Talk Sports and a host of other blogs/web sites. What posters do you guys feel fit thie category of fakes and wanna be's besides the obvious: FAB, SIMPLY, BIG TINA

DECEMBER 2011 FUCKERRY

So, I see the "Evil Admin" is trying to take food out my mouth by banning conversations about trolls on her site. That's cool, because you guys are free to come over here and do all the talking you want.

Feel fre to e-mail us anonymously. You can go to a few online websites that will give you a fictitious e-mail so you can't be traced. Whatever route you go, get us some good hot piping tea.

lsamess2@yahoo.com

TROLL BAN

What is up with Condi banning the trolls and preventing people from talking about them? Condi treats her posters like kindergartners. Why do people still post over there anyway?

HOT SEAT- "FAB"

I guess the no life LSA'er is the itch in everybodys ass. She has no tea to drop, no intimate accounts with celebrities and as stated earlier no life at all. I dont understand how she gets to you guys, but she does. You guys have voted to put her/him/it in the hot seat. Let's take it away.....

She does favor a wet dog!

LAY OFF THE OLD HEADS

I've noticed in the last post that you guys went in on the old heads. This is primarily why the tea on LSA is cold and stale. Most of the old heads are 'former' groupies, wives, girlfriends, etc. of many celebrities. Lets make them feel comfortable in their homes by saluting them instead of questioning their tea and trying to get personal.

HOT SEAT SUGGESTIONS?

I decided to create a special post for the 'most hated' members of LSA. Please give me your nominations and I will create a special post for the persons you want to see put in the roaster.

- List Name
- Why do you want them roasted?
- What threads or posts should we pay attention to?

What's With All The Lesbian Talk?

Um...whats with all the lesbian talk on this board and LSA? Has Amber Rose influenced you ladies to be smuts online? Whats really going on?

Evelyn Lozadas LSA Screen Name

Apparently, A few of the Basketball Wives have accounts on Lipstickalley. How else are they getting the low down on whats being said baout them in the streets. A close source confirmed that BBW's own Evelyn Lozada is an avid poster on LSA espcially in the Basketball Wives Forum. I was just told to look closeley at the posts, join dates and locations.

PER REQUEST...

So, what's been cooking on the LSA home front? I received several e-mails asking if I was okay. Uh....I'm good. Am I not suppose to be okay? The rat race these people are running is utterly funny. "Red Herrings" are the best!!! Anywho, at the request of one of my readers I will make changes to accomodate the material. I see this blog has upset a few oldheads including Condi herself. Condi, I thought we reconciled our differences? Guess not....

What's this tea about some dikes on LSA? There been dykes on LSA. The loud mouth fat chick...she's a dike. What else is new?

BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!

So, many of you have been sending me e-mails about my blog with untrue information. No comments are deleted by me. If Blogger suspects you are spamming, they will not post your comments. So, stop spamming my blog and your posts will be revealed. Furthermore, most of you that come over here are new anyway. The days of the good old hot tea and cornbread are gone. LSA is nothing more than a teenie bopper celebrity gossip site. Newbies come over her scared to post because Condi got your little twat in a twist. Grow up and let's keep the wheel spinning or stop coming to my blog. If the blog sux then it's because those who frequent my blog suck as well. Post real tea or keep it moving.

Condi and I have exchanged a few words via e-mail and we agreed to not go into any details concerning her identity and she will not reveal mine. I have been an avid poster on LSA since the old Eddie George days and Janitor has recently contacted me about starting another message board. Keep in mind that this is a business first and I must do whatever I can to protect the interest of my blog. So, if my faithful followers would be faithful and stop spreading untrue tea and whining then this blog should do with justice.

LSA BIBLE- LET'S ARCHIVE

Apparently there are too many new members on LSA that the past history of fukkery will be watered down. What we need is our own LSA Bible. We need to start collecting the popular, historic threads and fonts and combine them on one site. We only want the historic threads and events ceneterd around fallen fonts like:

Carmella
Paris
Gucci
Axel
Crazy,Sexy,Cool
Probowl
Bonnie

and more....

So, let's go on LSA and list the most notorious threads and outtings here so that we may create a reference guide for the new members and mebers to come, who does not know the true history of LSA. Oh, and Condi will be the 'almighty' herself.

Osama Bin Laden Death Photo

Here are the official photos of a dead Osama Bin Laden. Please review this video and come to your own conclusions regarding this matter:

4THBBM?

Whatever happened to the 4TH BBM? Why is that screen name now a "Guest"? I love it when psuedo celebs get outted on Lipstickalley. Whats the tea on that?

NOT ANOTHER CHESTER TAYLOR THREAD!

As much as we love dragging Chet's name through the dirt I don't understand the purpose of the new thread. As soon as I log on to LSA that's like the first thing I see...what's really good? The OP Incog seems to be real fake and is either 1. fishing for tea or 2. Trying to bring out the old heads that are lurking. Either way, whenever a Chester Taylor thread pops up you know the tea kettle must be dry.

UPDATE:

Why was the thread locked? Who was the tranny they were referring to? Look at what was in my e-mail account today at lsamess2@yahoo.com:





He has pictures of peens on his computer? Can somebody let him fly them up there and sneak on his computer and take screen shots of said peens.

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT'S?

We almost got shut down due to a few complaints, but nonetheless we're back! I know LSA has been dry lately but I know there's probably something we have missed. So tell me, what's the new tea?

CONDI SUED....AGAIN!!!

Wow! It seems like Condi got her work cut out for her! VIBE Magazine is using bother her and poster BETonBlack for derrogatory statements about Jermaine Halls ugly ass white wife and various contractual discriminations. I'll have to go find this court docket to see the name sof the defendants...LOL!!